The fan offered to give Dwight two free shots at him, both of which Dwight promptly missed.

Bob #1: What’s your job title?

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Barry should just spend his retirement clowning on athletes and famous people. Seriously, I would watch that show. Sure I bet he will want to “do some good” and help people a long the way, and that is fine too. But Obama got jokes...

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

I can’t believe you people lack the ability to read the first 2 sentences...

READ.

He’s doing a dance I like to call the “Corey Lewandowski”

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

People still make that comment?

Reading her list of abilities is like watching the anime episode of South Park where Cartman just keeps giving his character more abilities.

Feeling that RDR hype too, huh? I was going to dust that one off this weekend too. Fun fact for World Series week: RDR takes place in 1911, putting it 3 years AFTER the Cubs’ previous WS win. For some reason hearing that put the drought in perspective for me