Yep. In Germany, you can’t walk three blocks without tripping over a holocaust memorial. And they didn’t turn their concentration camps into “nostalgic,” “charming,” “historical” places to host weddings, like we did with plantations.

The gap between Trump and Clinton in Wisconsin is just under 27,000 votes. Nearly 31,000 people in Wisconsin voted for Jill Stein.

I had no idea.

There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

If I were Jay-Z, I’d be concerned that coming over to Kim and Kanye’s house would mean I’d unwittingly signed myself up to appear in KUWTK.

Kanye and Donald Trump seem to have the same personality disorder.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.

There are a zillion good reasons why neither one of these people should be president, but it’s not gonna work on anyone who wants to say shit like “I live in a solidly blue state, so I have the luxury of voting with my conscience and choosing the candidate I think is best fit for the job, and that’s Dr. Stein.”

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

I’m sorry! I’m finding that young women of color are some of my favorite doctors. They seem to be better listeners.

Agh. My primary care doctor is a black woman. I wonder if she puts up with things like these agh. That would be awful. I hope she doesn’t but I bet she does. Agh. I hate the world.

my eyes rolled so hard I’m pretty sure I’m gonna need a doctor.

I hope lots and lots of painful shots are in their futures.

A “ nurse doctor?” Where they do dat at?

I apologize on behalf of all assholes everywhere. Your job is important and I appreciate your work.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

I have a horrible memory, but I’m pretty confident this Al Roker video will be forever one of my top five internet videos of all time. I will remember it forever. Fucking gold.

I feel like the sentence structure makes him the bitch (I am admittedly not great at parsing sentences)