The Ravens whining about being on the receiving end of illegal behavior ... the only way to make this more perfect would be Tom Brady doing his press conference from inside an elevator.

They declared the players at the same time that teams declare players wearing "ineligible" numbers like 73, to be eligible receivers, like extra tackles going in as tight ends on short-yardage plays. The ref announced it, like he always does.

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

I understand that Beyoncé is the golden child, but goddamn that Solange has some enviable style.

We both have rich fantasy lives...I like your idea too.

There is one woman who's broken the code (the shirt changes, the jacket rarely does), and it works just fine for her:

This is really cool. It's nice to see a dude go to so much effort to make this kind of point, and manage to do it in an attention-getting but not chiding or shamey way. ALL THE CANDY CANES FOR YOU, KARL STEFANOVIC. YOU GO KARL STEFANOVIC.

I cannot believe this went on for so long. Well, yes I can. Everything is terrible. This woman deserves some kind of recompense for being held against every legitimate medical opinion. The security kabuki performances we put on in this country just eat further and further into our rights, while providing zero actual…

gorg!

Good, old fashioned racism at work, here.

ebola is the ultimate special snowflake syndrome.

this GIF is beautiful and important and needed to be promoted out of the greys.

Not gonna lie. WOULD EAT.

Romeo and Juliet is not a bad parallel. There's a reason the first couple acts are structured like a comedy and the last few like a tragedy. Short-sighted decisions escalate and escalate, until everyone's lost a loved one.

I'm glad she told them to go fuck themselves. Good for you, Monica. Good for you.