That's the power of Google, baby.

Dodai, I heartily second your casting choices. I wish perusing your suggestions was like being at an ice cream shop where I can ask for a taste.

Even knowing that "air hunger" is a term is going to give me nightmares. I recently saw a video of a baby with whooping cough and it made me want to scrub out my lungs.

I watched my great grandmother slowly die from emphysema when I was four and that was more than enough to keep me from ever trying smoking. She had to carry her little oxygen tank everywhere. It was horrible. It was also scary being at her house because she would smoke while using her oxygen tank.

As a person who'd be put out of business forever by such a policy, I'd love to see us get rid of added sugar too, but it's not going to happen. :(

In my high school, during a presentation about not smoking, we were told to do jumping jacks and then given a straw to breathe through afterward, to simulate having COPD. It was very effective.

Yes, my mom has COPD. She quit smoking in her early thirties. Her sister never quit and died of lung cancer in her fifties. Scary stuff.

Terrifying.

It's true, smoking does ruin your fucking teeth. Not only does it turn them either yellow, brown, or gray (for you cigar smokers out there) but it accelerates tooth decay exponentially. I smoked for ten years like an idiot and this past year I've had two root canals at the age of 30 which I am sure that if I had not…