So, I’m really struggling with the cognitive dissonance of knowing men around the world will take any opportunity to keep women down and the idea that I’m supposed to fall in love with one.

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.” -Germaine Greer

who the fuck wants to go up against adele?

Yup, it is. Much like, you know, everywhere else in the world. It’s also full of good people, again, much like everywhere else in the world.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

It’s kinda ironic that Rihanna is coaching contestants when she would never make it past the blind auditions herself.

[long fart noise]

“ALL IMMIGRANTS LOOK THE SAME TO ME!” - Trump 2015

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

I feel like I’m probably one of 3 people on the planet who can not stand Australian accents. Every single word in the English language does not need to be turned into slang/shortened to a single syllable.

Dude, a bullet to the head didn’t stop her. You think your noodle arms are gonna do shit to her?

His 2 sisters moving to where they don’t have rights or the ability to get equal education.

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

I kept mine. He sort of wanted me to take his and I told him no. I refuse to give a reason for this other than, “I fucking wanted my name.”

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

That sort of sexual policing gives me rapey vibes. It suggests that we have to go against our own bodies and experiences to somehow fuck our way to social justice - which is gross. I don’t need to be shamed or coerced into having sex that I don’t want to have, especially not when its only to further a narrative.

Gay…

He’s no cunt... he lacks depth and warmth.

Americans really do think they’re the centre of the universe.

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

Hi all, I am really needing this Saturday Night Social.