Cats are the best though.

It's like he gave up the minute he jumped :)

Well to be fair, it is a valid question.

You can be highly intelligent and be a gullible idiot at the same time!

Vile.

So many sad men in the world. So very many sad sad men.

I hope Tony is suffering.

These vacuous muppets truly don't have a fucking clue.

THIS!! It's like victims of rape being told that they were asking for it because of what they were wearing. They were "flaunting it." Why is this excuse never accepted for other crimes?

Wow. I am so happy for you that you got out of there relatively unscathed. That whole situation was fucked up!

God i miss the 90's ...

I needed a really good laugh right now.

I knew even before i began reading the comments that someone would inevitably make this about race.

Here in Ireland we have the palest/pastiest skin of all living mammals on this planet. It never looks right when we get spray tan. Our skin is just too pale.

Let me guess ... you're the asshole boyfriend in this scenario?

"Can't you just buy a pair of looser cut jeans with a skinny leg opening?"

Oh to be a natural beauty.

Or something.

Why can't we do both?