Can death be one of the choices? 'Cos that's what i'd choose.

If you write it, i'll buy it :)

So let me get this straight. She doesn't like hanging out with other women cos we are all like ... OMG!! BABIES, DIETS AND WEDDINGS and she's totes not into that(she might as well hand in her subscription to being female, like, right now), but she does love to talk about business, sports and um ... what were the other…

That's actually really good advice.

So Lindy ... when are we getting the Jezebel AMA with this, um, i wanna say 'band' ... ??

That's awful. Your poor sister :(

Really? I don't see Josh Brolin at all. I see more of a penis with teeth.

He is exactly what i imagined her son would look like.

Nope!

What an odd thing to do ...

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or cry at that.

"If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" HURR DURR

Wow. Just ... wow!

Lol. Please tell me this is dubbed?

I gotta say i don't find this offensive at all. I don't find it funny either but that's only because of Nick Cannon. This is NOT racism!

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But it's the only attention it will get from women.

And lets not forget the millions of women worldwide who are supportive of their partners and yet inexplicably still face domestic violence. Curious indeed!

I would love if they got Diane Lane to play one of the detectives. Probably going to be 2 males again though!

lol