HA! I wish. But ignoring the fact that this woman clearly suffers from extreme low self esteem and probably a mental illness, well the general consensus here on Jez will always be.."Hey, at least she's happy." No. She is a severely unhappy human being.

Yes! All of this!!

Welcome to Jezebel.

Oops. It didn't even register with me that i had spelt it wrong. In my country the name is always spelt "Katie". But as someone who's name is also spelt wrong or shortened, i totally get where you're coming from.

Horrible outfits. Hate Katie's hair. Love everything about Cara's face.

I always loved sporty. And i don't care what anyone says. The Spice Girls were brilliant!

I have been going to the gym regularly(well, semi-regularly) trying to work on my fat ass and over a year later it still doesn't look anywhere as good as these...*sad face*

Apologies. I was speaking about mainland Europe.

Unfortunately i don't think this is going to change in Europe for a very very long time. Any non European who has ever lived in Europe can tell you how absolutely racist it is. And no matter how much you try to explain it, they just don't see it. Or they just don't care. All you get in response is a shrug of the…

I never ever check my breasts for lumps. But i will now. Good luck :)

It's a Kinder Surprise Egg. And they are delicious.

Dromoland Castle in County Clare, Ireland. It's only a 2 hour drive from where i live now so it's not like i have far to go. Just waiting in that Lotto win x

Beautiful picture. Well done girls :)

Hmmm. I actually hadn't thought of that :/

I'm a stone cold bitch so the only explanation for my tears is Conjunctivitis.

There is no reason to think she has never been let outside before. Perhaps they live in an area with very little rainfall. Perhaps it only rains about 5 days out of the year...who knows. But it's a stretch to think she has never been outside before this.

The saddest thing about all this is that whatever actually happened, either way Dylan was abused.

He reminds me of a discount Fabio.

Oh if only that were true :(

Mistake or not, Hermione and Ron are meant for eachother. Whatever that means.