“Park is particularly angry to see that the same foods she was mocked for eating as a kid—kimchi, gochujang—have become trendy and profitable once they were “discovered” by white people.”

‘Authenticity’ in food is bullshit anyway. The history of humanity since the beginning has been movement across the globe, and with it the mixing of cultures and ideas and flora and fauna. So basically all food is fusion.

Raisin in cookies are LIARS. They sit there and LIE about being chocolate chips and you bite into them and it’s fucking FRUIT!!!!

You forgot to mention Hideki Naganuma, the original composer for Jet Set Radio and one of the main reasons the game is so beloved, is also doing the music for this.

There seems to be an alarming trend among our nation’s youth where they confuse the verbosity of their argument with the veracity of their argument.

Every sane non-racist person calls out Trump and his followers incessantly. In the same way that we talk about Black Lives Matter and people come in with that “what about black on black crime” bullshit we can’t engage in the same whataboutism when people in our community mess up. Particularly when we’re trying to push…

I feel like this argument is a deflection. Everything in it is correct- however, Viacom didn’t (or at lease didn’t say) they fired him because of the anti-white shit. It was because of the antisemitism. And that isn’t just words, that’s stuff that actively hurts and provokes violence against Jewish people.

“Your dream house contains either a dishwasher or a washing machine, but not both. Which do you pick?”

Ducks sometimes do that. They will go periods without laying (besides the normal lulls in laying). They will also mount each other to establish dominance. We have all ladies and they will occasionally pile atop each other.

While I don’t know exactly what breed(s) the farm in question raises, the most common breed for eggs production in the UK is the Pekin Duck.

Hey whats going on with Clarice? Her egg count is still zero and shes running around mounting all the other ducks.

I also like how it looks.

For me, price is a number when compared to my bank account.

Hipster Dad Joke of the Day

His lobby buddies were always, ‘Dude, you look sooo baked...’

Naw, the lobster has a thicker shell and firmer grasp on reality.

Needs to go to Philly - Name him Gritty.

Please know I say this with all due respect: Your entire family belongs in jail.

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.