Do you know what’ worse than typing bad comments?

well let me know when MLS starts using dirtbikes or buggys...or robots, thats always interesting

Sanchez: [Tries running away in tears]

[dying]

I propose you did not read to the end of the post!

What are you a coal miner?

Meanwhile here comes the HD remaster of Gears of War 1, which was in HD...?!?!?!?!!??

Umpires just don’t understand!

I’m just glad they signed a real veteran leader in Marshall who will be patient with the young QB during his growing pains and can rally the locker room around the young kid to the point wh...h...ha..Haha...AHAHAHAHAHA.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

I’d have no trouble drafting La’el. I mean, our yellow sun’s radiation must make him one hell of a lineman.

410. More like 410-ate to not be dead of a heart attack, amirite!?

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

I'm talking about the civil case, clearly.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

His new number is too long to fit on it.

The 3DSXL most certainly did come with an AC adapter.

Its like getting robbed by a unicorn. A unicorn that sucks at basketball.