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Matzo is fine, especially with Temptee cream cheese and strawberry preserves. However, as an adult, the caloric density of matzo coupled with how much it takes to get full is really tough on the ol’ spare tire...

The chances of this being 100% wagyu beef are slim to nil, especially at that cost...

There were certain things that fall in the category of “passable because it’s all we had” and me playing the shit out of these was due solely to that. But now... There’s a landfill in New Mexico clearing space for when they undoubtedly overestimate demand for these.

“Not my cat!” almost killed me with laughter....

the best way to guarantee yourself some personal space is by peeing your pants while screaming about Jesus

In the commercial, the catalyst (insemination?) resulting in Baby Nut’s birth was Kool-Aid Man’s tear. So we’re getting Kool Aid flavored Planter’s mixes right?

this is supposed to be sung to the tune of Sir Mix-a-lot’s classic, right?

Also to me it seems as though the captured sound is the “ch” of “cheese,” which makes it perfect.

beautiful, and I love how the photoshoot seems to have taken place at a beach house.

These are the worst suggestions I’ve ever heard, and show how anything can be posted to the internet as seemingly expert advice. To paraphrase:

I had a B6 OLED which got burn-in from Rocket League (scoreboard, boost meter, and Ball Cam indicator.) I don’t play that much (maybe 80 hours over two years). The only thing I can point to was it seemed to happen after they updated the game to HDR, the setting for which was 100 OLED light on my TV. In any case, LG…

I had a B6 OLED which got burn-in from Rocket League (scoreboard, boost meter, and Ball Cam indicator.) I don’t play…

Our intent regarding the temporary stoppage of him selling doughnuts was to ensure product quality and regulatory compliance to protect both Jayson and Krispy Kreme.

Where else are you going to play Super Mario Odyssey? Ain’t nothing like that on PS4, XBox, or PC

I just bought a Switch, and then needed some games to go with it, and man, how does Nintendo keep the cost of their games so high!?

I mean, that’s what I expect my translucent white/grey plastic peripherals to look like after a number of years of oxidation/exposure to UV radiation...

Hey Diversionist, you excited to clear out space next to your Wii Fit and Kinect for this new peripheral?

The nerve of some people:

Amazing how his 2017 6-game suspension that derailed the Cowboys’ season has been reduced to ‘nothing’... He really is talented.

I assume we can’t see the video of the error made by Jupiter’s team since Robert Kraft’s legal team successfully prevented its release...