I hope you get credit when SyFy makes that movie.

Devils sh*tting in a Hurricane. Apocalyptic.

Surely many people will raise questions about the steep price tag to propose at a Houston Astros game. But when you remember that your $500 provides the team with a season's worth of clean drinking water, it all of a sudden becomes worth it again.

Probably! But I'm glad they're shooting on location. You can't green screen everything.

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

For once I wish Harbaugh wouldn't take every opportunity to shame another coach. Andy Reid is doing the best that he can.

Wrong. The saddest tweet is that of the last California condor, only twelve weeks old, as it watches its beloved mother slowly die from lead poisoning, while also coming to the realization that the very same toxic lead that killed its mother was likely passed into its system as it fed, thereby leading said condor to…

SEE? I told you!!

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

He seems to have a weird obsession with hating the NBA...

"Ford was 88 years old."

"Puffy cartoon lobster"?!?! What are you, some kind of pervert?

In true Russian form, the artist didn't finish drawing the fifth one.

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I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.