Looks more like a DAT ASS face to me

The best part is on the online menu under "Soup and Salad" there are 2 soups....and no salads

c'mon skull pop out of my head

No NSFW tag? I mean seeing Bill Belichick engulf some chicks face is pretty hard to explain to your boss

I was thinking more the pants

I like your style good sir

perhaps killing two birds with one stone?

George Lucas would like a word with you....

Those eyes....a gateway to nowhere...

Ok from afar it looks like blood; so are they saying Carlos spits up blood a lot?

"God how long until Rio?"

The only and I mean only reason why I know Webster State is in Utah is that they were in the same conference as my college (Northern Colorado) and they beat our ass every year, so there you go

Why not a combo: My republican intern from Minnesota hacked my Twitter because he took my racist joke out of context

ah no worries Jason, it just looks like your account got hacked by Donovan Mcnabb

It's hard to see but the gym was nice enough to modify the screen to show how distance it is to the nearest crack house

wow Joan Rivers is doing pretty good for herself...

I must express my complete disgust with this article and Martinez; it is so sad to see this done by a professional website. I must point out the obvious mistake in posting this article:

hmmmmm

I'm quite surprised there is no map for Denver, considering Colorado has been labeled the most fit state or what not...