I laughed more than I should have......

Mercedes on foreign plates, you say?

"It was in a barn? Yeah, I'm going to need 5 million off for that."

You assholes, i just finally talked myself out of getting one of these and into getting a Subaru because it makes more sense. Fucking Jalopnik.

911 GT3 RS. A fancy Porsche!

Something just happened and now my pants are kind of sticky.

Oh my god I found it.

Heisenberg made way more money with his Aztek.

Or what about having a snowball fight with your friends and you want to keep some hidden snowballs in the cooler in the console? (That was an Aztek commercial, right?)

somethign something my pants

Since I'm biased, and I know a V8 can be made to fit, and it comes in around 2200lbs.

This comes out in early 2015. 24 Hour Endurance Racecar. A bit over 1200 pieces.

I'd think Jenson would take $ 3m easily in order to stay there. He's worth the extra dough over the kid.

Dream situation:

Dear Mclaren,

I'm hoping they leave the decision really late, offer it to Jenson, but he's all "Screw you guys", and McLaren have no choice except Max Chilton.

I think Ron Dennis is not happy that Fernando is back at Mclaren, and he know that Kev Mag is up against a very skilled driver and he has major doubt that the young dane can handle it.

If I owned that Huracan, I wouldn't be an asswipe and go twice the speed limit in a heavily populated city.

If I owned that Huracan, I would walk smugly up to the police station after the seven days, and after I get my keys back, "I would say, enjoy it while you had it, you'll never own one in your life time officers!"

Now, let's talk styling. No, the 996 isn't the most attractive car in the world. But when you go home tonight, take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself: Am I the most attractive human in the world? Of course you aren't. You're probably mediocre. You're probably in the bottom 50 percent, overall. In fact, and I…