Here’s a sense of what that kind of earthquake would look like:

Doesn’t matter.

I guess I don’t see the problem with how that text was worded. If someone applies the bare minimum of critical thinking to reacting to it, there shouldn’t be any issues. 

The mountain promptly got angry at the park for making it lose so much face.

Well, the whole gluten-free thing turned a bunch of non-celiac sufferers into zealots, so anything is possible.

Lufthansa treated me exceptionally well in basic economy class. I wouldn’t dream of flying to Europe on another airline.

A break from the ever-present teal would be great.

Not all sets are fake. A set merely refers to where something is shot.

The theme of that video seems to be cocaine.

I’m in the same boat. My 2012 15" non-Retina MBP is fading fast, and I’m not interested in a super-thin replacement that will likely have a subpar GPU (because Apple) and throttle if I use anything more taxing than TextEdit.

You Would Think That Someone Who Almost Certainly Had The Best Education Money Can Buy Would Know That Using Initial Caps For Every Word Is Really Annoying.

5 years is a hilariously TechBro fantasy timeframe that seems to have been plucked out of thin air to Make A Statement and be more of the endless “disruption” one-upmanship that has everything to do with ego and nothing to do with reality.

Stickers and shit aside, the landscape keyboard layout still sucks to the point of being completely useless. It forces you into a two-pane view for... reasons. Just give me the normal message view with the exact same keyboard as the portrait view, only bigger.

Blue Origin plans to park a dumpster on the launch pad to ensure the Glenn rocket survives even the most overtly catastrophic mishaps.

The architect of the World Trade Center died in 1986.

You underestimate China’s perpetual state of butthurt. They’re the easiest nation on Earth to troll.

No blood-related tech beats the camera that pumps HIV-positive blood across the pinhole.

Even with iOS’s TRUST THIS DEVICE? YES /NO warning when connecting to an unfamiliar host, I refuse to use shared USB ports in rental cars or airports.

My mind can’t wrap itself around the idea of enjoying Burning Man in any capacity.

No prob. If you want a lot more detail on exactly what happened, check out this video: