Same here.

Mosquitos and jellyfish can get fucked. Useless and destructive.

This probably won’t work out so well.

I’d hope so. It’s not like one can dilate their own cervix at home and put it in themselves.

Get better friends, seriously.

Other articles have cited the scent additive as being the cause of the respiratory problems.

“It’s not that I necessarily think you’re a subhuman creature worthy of being property, it’s just that my long-dead great-great granddaddy did and I can’t disagree with him because that would hurt his honor more than it would hurt you.”

The South has plenty of amazing history and culture unconnected to enslavement and murder, but they’re hell bent on making enslavement and murder their badge of honor because of honor.

Nuclear war planning actually started with a full-scale “spasm” attack as the only option.

As others have said, some people really do focus on being outraged with the end goal being outrage. There’s nothing beyond that in their view.

Yes, absolutely.

Star Trek Into Darkness was so bad, it should be on this year’s list just because.

Q: What do you call it when John McAfee bumps into the creator of Bitcoin?

It’s disgusting and bizarre that both the Right and the Left actually seem to believe that.

No, we would blame him for making the choice to adopt that ideology.

I can’t pretend to understand the mindset that responds to a potential civil rights violation by moving to a country notorious for using slave labor.

TV shows routinely narrow their focus to one smaller group of characters in an ensemble, or shift the focus entirely to a supporting character that was originally an afterthought.

People who were once an underdog are often prone to being the cruelest to individuals who still are.

Like... what else can’t they tell him? I mean, what other wacky shit does he do that his handlers are all like “Hahaha yeah Tom sounds cool haha yeah okay.”

How many people do you know who look forward to spending their entire evening in darkness four months out of the year?