My iOS 9 wishlist:

It looks like they all spent more time prepping for each shot than they did actually having fun.

I’m waiting for the day when someone loses a race because they decided to take a selfie at the finish line itself.

Kinja - home of the circular firing squad.

Adam Sandler movies are allegedly a way to pay a bunch of Sandler’s friends a lot of money without actually investing in you know... the films themselves.

It sounds promising, but no Last.FM integration = no sale.

People who use transit aren’t necessarily “commuters without cars”.

Just remember kids:

But given that teal and orange is now the default for movies (shudder), wouldn’t a non-teal sky be more unnatural and shocking to audiences?

Maybe I’m too tired to remember my classes on color theory, but I don’t see why they couldn’t have pushed the blue in the sky, instead of grading it to an unnatural teal.

It should forever be shown to film students alongside the opening scene from Quantum of Solace as examples of what to do (Fury Road) and what not to do (QoS) when you’re editing a fast-paced sequence.

Even inanimate boxes can't wait to get out of Memphis.

Do you mean to tell me that Romney had every advantage secured for him before he even arrived?

I’m genuinely curious, how much of it is a desire to distance oneself from “stereotypically black things” and how much is motivated by a sense of alienation for being seen as doing things that are considered stereotypically “white”?

The “get ready for X comments” comments are the most tiresome on Kinja.

I agree with you on episodic games, but I’ve had great experiences with Early Access games like:

I used to live downwind of an industrial bakery that put out tons of bread a day. The smell was wonderful when the breeze was coming my way.

That was always my theory as well.

It may be apocryphal, but I believe one of the big industrial conglomerates offered to install one in a remote Alaskan village as a PR move. To my knowledge, it never went through.

Thank you for doing a great job of summing-up my conflicted feelings about their ad campaigns.