That was always my theory as well.

Thank you for doing a great job of summing-up my conflicted feelings about their ad campaigns.

Maybe "Per Se" has been trademarked. ;)

Be careful critiquing anyone using 50 tweets to tell a story rather than just linking to that shit.

There will always be people who want to get angry at, and be dismissive of others. It makes them feel powerful and discerning. Yelp allows them the opportunity to explain how their tastes are refined and the poor restaurant couldn't meet their personal high standards.

A distressing number of people have zero situational awareness and are either unable or unwilling to reflect on how their behavior affects things around them.

Normally, I'd agree with you. But the witness works for a company that investigates insurance fraud.

Tumblr.

Why would they decompress the plane? Because after 9/11, passengers on a hijacked plane are going to assume they're good as dead unless they retake the cockpit.

Yes, for things like nuclear weapons storage sites and the homes of white people in Florida.

Whatever the going rate is for a stock photo at Getty Images?

Dude's been a widower for like five minutes. I think it was implicit that he didn't really have his shit together yet and was indulging in cinematic fantasies (Claudia Schiffer) to escape the reality of having his wife die just before Christmas.

The first paragraph you cited sounds like a shitty satire of Jezebel.

YEP. Obsessing over the shape of a pregnant woman's body is just really creepy. Coming up with "cute" terms is even worse.

At the very least, it's one of the few "celebrity" apologies that actually comes off as an apology.

Can we please stop using the phrase "baby bump"?

It's even worse because they don't understand "cola" is not a synonym for soda / pop / "coke".

" 'Yes, I know I might die,' asserts our cameraman after asking how to go about the documentary."