If Mercury would have rebadged the Ford Mustang as the Cougar then they would not have had a problem selling cars.

I thought so at first glance, but after I you look at it a bit, it grows on you.

I'll help her find the bottom half. I'll need the top half tho...

Father?

This is bad, but I think of this video when I think of women and Porsches

If he was truly evil, he would convert it to full electric

You'll worship this button if you lived in Texas

I'm sure she'll deliver it to the next guy instead

That was a futuristic looking car for it's time. It was fitting for the movie at the time.

Heels on the car!?!

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Aaaaaaallviiiiiiiin!!!

That would put her in a sticky situation

If that car was properly waxed, she wouldn't be laying there.

Is there such thing as too much cleavage on an attractive woman? I would bang that like a screen door in a tornado.

If you get your car waxed in Brazil, would it be a Brazilian wax?

With this coffin, he might get buried in 1955.

did she call shotgun?