I might need to take her off that car. Only I can prevent Forester fires.

I'm still waiting for the last girl that said they were just finishing up on a jag

I'd plow that till the cows came home

Mow, mow, mow your boat

Snake eyes

It would have been my daily driver. The Solstice is a bit more practical.

I almost bought a 356 replica before I bought my Solstice

The best way to get women off your Porsche is to total it.

I wonder if there is a British term for motorboatin...

Here is a nicer Charger. I'm sure we can relocate the girl to this car.

Why did the hatch cross the road?

"I didn't mean to run over the poor girl. I thought it was a drive through car wash."

I feel so welcome here. =) Thank you

Oh, and Hi!

I still look at the COTD daily. I have just been too busy to reply.

I was down, bit now I'm up again.

That's not Jazz. It's his twin brother Jizz.

ugh...