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What!?! The clock was not made by Cartier?

Out of the 15 years I drove the car I have had everything from Honda Civics, Vipers, Minivans, Cobras, and even Ford F250's come up and rev their engines next to me. I started acting like I was about to race people and would just pull off like a grandma as they shot off.

Aww yeah!

Ugh, I hate going onto the Corvette forums when I need something. It does not get worse than the Dodge Neon forums tho...

I have a 1977 Corvette that came from the factory with a L-48. The thing put out a whopping 180HP and 270Lbs of torque. I have considered dropping an LNF Ecotec. It has 290 HP with 340 Lbs of torque with the GM upgrade kit. With the increased power and the weight savings, it sounds like a no brainer. On that C5 it'd…

We need a picture of China getting cut off and a trail of smog left in its place.

Some horrible chop top caddy

Why would they photograph that beautiful woman on that ugly car? She needs to pose on my Solstice. Their curves will go well with one another.

I did hear a birdie was treated for smoke inhalation

Nothing you can't iron out

Either way, he got a sweet cart to put around in.

I'd be too embarrassed to drive an Eagle to the clubs

I bet he drove his caddy there

It's a good thing he didn't end up in the sand

One of these items is out of place

Because a seven year old car is much more reliable than a new car. Let's not mention the service costs.

The internet, what a horrible thing.

If Rule 34 doesn't apply then Rule 35

You missed the entire point of the car completely.