This might help you envision a coyote making you fast like a roadrunner

Just remember, if it catches fire then do like Bugatti guy did and drive it in a body of water.

Tell them to stop messing around and stick a Coyote in the Escape and call it a day. That could be the reason these Ferraris are catching fire. They are not driving fast enough to put it out.

Did you tell him that you are quite serious?

You need to talk to them about getting that Ford GT loaner this time.

because i'm a typical male?

I don't want a car that turns into a robot. I want a car that transforms into a woman.

I just want to buy a camaro with pocket change

No, no I would not take a Viper over a Vette.

I'm glad none of those are displayed on her. I'll proceed with caution.

Yep, those require caution. Where is the "handle with care" or "this side up" stickers?

Why does it need to be called a 500? Just call it the Fiat 600

Because it's ugly...

Lift the bonnet and show me her naughtybits

I'm going to name mine flotsam and jetsom

Cadillac CTS-V

What do you mean "you people"

I bet you had to sit down after seeing that damage

I might have to inspect this vette and this girl to make sure everything is up to specifications

You should have, pal.