DirtyVDub
DirtyVDub
DirtyVDub

Buying a car is super easy online. I negotiated my price via email, got all my documents in order and my financing all settled before I even stepped foot in the showroom.

Tell me that if you see one on the street.

I see a Veyron or two almost every weekend around Birmingham MI, I’ve seen a Zonda in person once.

I saw one at the Detroit autoshow. I hate myself for saying this but in that context it was not awe inspiring.

They’re murder to drive quickly.

I’ve not worked on the Elise brake systems so I can’t comment on their specific performance. What’s the condition of your rotors? Have those pads and rotors been on the track? It sure sounds like it. With that bit of knowledge factory everything is thrown out the window. Factory daily driver brakes are designed for 10

Mom, MOM, Mooooommmm. Listen...

Cars are machines that turn money into smoke. Accept it and try and enjoy something for once..

China actually has some fairly robust employee health and safety laws. If they enforce them that’s a different issue.

How did he get out?

You mean get bought out by a huge company and make semi clones of their other less expensive bikes with a fancy badge?

The sun shade just above the rear view mirror.

You don’t care until you’re driving home everyday in winter with the sun blasting through that little slit.

Vertical hatch glass? You know nice that would be?

Pleb crushing region.

These look great in person. I don’t know what’s wrong with you...

Installed at your local Micky Shore.

Horizontal TV? You mean vertical?

You won’t even feel the pattern.

This looks like a tiny penis.

200 MPH my ass.

Where you going to put that 12k you saved?

It’s one of those things you need to see in person. Photos don’t do any car justice, I don’t know how to explain why that is.