It says "A night out of drinking with John Rocker." So you get to pay NOT to drink with him.

I can't stop laughing

My god, I was half joking, but he literally just said the exact same thing and still doens't realize what's wrong with it.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

"it's her fault for provoking me"

-Stephen A. Smith

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

Simmer down

Awww, there you are. We were all afraid you'd gone off to spread your unique brand of stupidity elsewhere.

So it's completely irrelevant to this actual post then

"Say that shit to my face.."

You're the most Yankees fan ever.

Describing that as one of your prouder moments is profoundly sad.

Neither are evil. They are both simply dumb. ESPN is evil for deliberately putting them out there to be mocked.

Wow, kinda unfair to have a discussion about domestic violence without the input of women... Or in this case, actual human beings.

"What the president of the airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids. But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there?"

Goddamn. We're doing jokes across comments sections now?

It's irrelevant anyways, Komen exists to market with companies like the NFL.

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

We all know our justice system is fucked up. The NFL isn't constrained by the same backlog or bureaucracy, and if it wants to make a statement, there's nothing stopping it.

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