Right. But you don't always make the play.

- Ian Kennedy, well-known headhunter, plunks Dodgers' brightest new star IN THE FACE.

You have to be a D-Backs fan to consider attempts to hit a guy in the back as equal to throwing successfully twice at the heads of Puig and Greinke.

You forgot the part where the Dodgers retaliation hit a guy in the back, and the Dbacks retaliation was at the head of a pitcher. Also, if you don't want people partying in you pool, win the game.

wait, what? I specifically remember a D-backs pitcher being the one to need 4 attempts to bean a Dodger batter (I even remember hearing Vin make a comment about it). I'm sensing some selective memory in your post.

I think the only conclusion to be drawn from this is:

THESE ARE CEREALS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE CEREAL AND CONTINUED HUMAN EXISTENCE.

This is the saddest list I've ever seen, including Schindler's.

This is ridiculous. There isn't a single peanut butter cereal on the list. If there were, it would be #1.

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

This is just awful and wrong.

Hey, you forgot, "Just a grapefruit in a bowl," Grandma.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

The worst.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Dude, you're a veteran. You must know that this joke has been done to death. There is no excuse. -1

- Puig plays for Dodgers

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what WAR actually is. I'm not defending it, but I certainly have higher praise for it than you do. Wins above replacement is how many more wins a team or player is worth over a player or team of players that are paid the league minimum (I think). So having a team WAR…

Not bad, but too much wind up for the payoff.