Definitely not a Schiano Deer.

Wonder what his WAR on Christmas is like.

Come here, my little monkey!
My little bear, oh, will you stop it? You're just crazy.

I like how the announcers says he threw it into the stands despite 5000 reasons why that clearly didn't happen.

So he threw the ball in the 4th quarter and hit an opponent in a close game? Why wasn't Romo flagged for the same thing yesterday?

Wait, so you get flagged if you throw the ball 60 yards? Chad Pennington's career is starting to make a lot more sense now.

Dad?

At least they're doing something and having fun doing it. I also enjoy the stuff that Max puts out there, especially because he allows people to have it for free if they so desire.

To be fair, most people are pretty dumb and wouldn't get it without him explaining the joke.

1) Prior to written case—'borderline' would be charitable. After written case—yes. NOW. And make him read this at the ceremony.

30-day vacation—and it's called October.

It's the Tall of Fame not the Tall of Very Good

These posts are more interesting than the actual Baseball HOF.

*rimshot*, +1

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

You blush with your face.

Hockey Player Waves To Chid, Chid Comments "A hand is used to wave"

obviously he is just a Gawker fan.

Gammons just took photo-bombing to a whole new level...