herp derp derp Jamie Moyer.

Your source on this story wasn't a Mr. Theo Nion, was it?

"Your mind? Shit, can't I put it somewhere else?"

Mike, easily. Respect for Joel, but Mike was the comedic genius of the SOL.

Enter your word:

Hey guys, I'm depressed and have to kill a half hour before I can leave work to go to therapy. Can anyone help?

the announced attendance was 558 (and that's before one team took a 16-run lead)

LOL.

Settle down, Brian.

You've been waiting 38 years to use that, haven't you?

Fuck it, someone explain it please...

You just compared biracial people to dogs. Guess we know who the real racist is.

I always see Raysism on Deadspin. Guess we know who the real raysists are.

Take notes, Puig. THAT is how you admire a non-home run the white way.

Fuck that was awful. I can't think of the last time I saw something so offensive.

Goddamn, College Baseball is fucking great.

That's such an Ariel thing to say.

It's not theft if the crab legs wanted it.

As someone who works in the field, I can safely (and regretfully) say that no one cares about housing. As you eluded to, our society just goes for the feel-good solutions rather than focusing on results.

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