I can't tell if I'm really experiencing life at this moment.

I don't think it was meant to be implied that the picture we were seeing was the seflie, just that selfies were being taken at the riot.

At least he's a quaterback. They never get any tail.

Jesus. This is becoming my new wallpaper.

"He'll be damned by most of the media no matter what he does "

God forbid he do this AND change the name.

Bullshit. No way you have 30 friends (or acquaintances you know well enough to know their mental well-being).

It doesn't. The kid fucking excuses the gambling, idiot.

I don't get it.

More substance? It's a fucking jersey for Christ's sake.

That's not an average sized person, that's a Chinese person.

Now less fond of children, more fond of Double-D's.

Uhg, that's a joke Jay Leno would +1.

There's not a Ski Jumper named Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss because that's simply his nickname.

Jesus Christ, just look at that.

Jesus, look at that.

I didn't choose the Globe Life. The Globe Life chose me.

I'm taking my talons to that fucking rabbit's ass.

The dumbest joke ever on this website.

Let the gold medalists pick a dog to take home.