You should use their actual names, Speaker Moonbase, Mayor Nine-Eleven and Gov. Bridgegate.

That closer was deadly! Delicious Newticide!

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

money is more important.

But think of the kids having to watch those grown men dance!

It’d be more impressive if they weren’t playing the Giants.

Hey Australia! You had this great PM call out, drag down that will live forever.

Hillary’s “Chinese steel” quip while Trump was crapping on about his hotel was a winner too

Honestly man I’m more pissed at my own party than yours. These problems are not fucking new and I’m real tired of dealing with them and pretending we have some other problem. Lose the bull shit or lose me. Get it the fuck together.

Look everybody! It’s a Republican saying reasonable and sane things! I was starting to think they were extinct ;)

The minute I saw this from you I was like fuck, what did I say. Well played.

3. What people do with their dick, balls, pussy and ass holes is not a concern.

I had an American friend say that Trump is worse than Brexit and I was weirdly peeved that he was trying to steal our #1 Colossal Fuckup sash.

My British friends and I have been going back and forth all summer:

My personal fav was when she said “he choked” while in Mexico. The train flew clear off the tracks after that.

+1 baby hands round of applause.

Trump’s retort is not the only thing infantile about him.

I assumed by now “nasty woman” would bring up a clip of the moment so I could relive the moment. The google auto fill was “nasty woman disease” which apparently was a prominent thing in the color purple. This election is the multiplying poop firecracker that won’t stop expanding

Despite the admonitions of Chris Wallace, the audience has already laughed at Trump multiple times, tonight. This reminds me so much of the first debate.