I regard Notre Dame as the St. Louis Cardinals of college football. They win once in a while, but mostly they’re just full of shit.

Masshole here.

The phrase “college scholars” used as a slur.

I’m only starring this comment because you found a way to work “very bendy” in before the weekend. I expect more from you... and... good work.

“Kurt why don’t you have a seat.”

They’re collectively the voice of the bully at the end of the bar. If I want to know what ignorant dickheads think about an issue, I check WEEI in the morning first. Schilling is particularly bad given his own defense of his own daughter against offensive tweets last year.

Now we’re going to cut to Murph in Brockton, your take Murph?

“Our next caller is Mark from Wisconsin. Says he used to play for the Packers, Go ahead Mark, you are on the line....”

Exactly. She was so trying to set him up for a solid interview to defend Trump, maybe make an anti-tax statement along the way and he would be done with it. Even when he started going off of the rails she still tried to help him out, but once she saw that he was committed to the madness, she just let it flow.

M-m-morty! I’m not sexuaaa[burps]aalizing 10 year old girls, I just think they’re beautiful & suuu[burps]uuple.

...I feel like this comment is about 10 months too late.

Oh man. That’s so dark, I applaud you sir.

The beauty part of the set-up for this mess that Schilling created for himself is that the initial question from the Fox Bidniss Lady was a softball for Curt to defend an entirely different set of remarks by Donald Trump that revealed him to be a sexual predator.

On... on his foot, right?

I’m 31. I’ve done election cycles before. The shit that’s been popping up in this one seems unique. Am I taking crazy pills, or has this thing tumbled through the looking glass into badgerfuck blithering lunacy-world?

Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put a bloody red sock on Pedo Bear.

Can we get the Rick and Morty guys to voice/animate this like they did with that insane court script?

Tomase: Seems like you were kinda tying yourself into knots trying to defend Trump yesterday bud.

I will never understand how someone can be on the one hand so utterly inured to pressure situations in an athletic setting and on the other so ridiculously thin skinned in real life. Like, this guy was nails as a pitcher. Didn’t give a damn. But if you say something mean about him on twitter he flips his shit like a…