Nintendo’s first arcade video games were, to be honest, pretty terrible. Way more interesting were the machines that…
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is this how you do it?
I picked up Bloodborne on Monday and after a few long play sessions, I unfortunately say this:
A simple rational post about policing and your thoughts on it, with no real judgement what-so-ever? A good story that makes you empathize with both sides and come away a better person?!
The world outside looks different when you see it through the windows of a police car. And, when you're in one,…
I have to admit I wish they kept those Sgt.Johnson ones in there.
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Douglas Adams dreamt up the Starship Titanic in 1982 as a half-page gag in Life, the Universe and Everything, the…
Fuck reasonable discourse. I'm going to have to risk Lord Denton's wrath, but I can do that, because hey, it's the internet.
Perhaps a better way of phrasing the idea everyone seems to be trying to get across is that games aren't necessarily "too long", but "too bloated". I've caught myself saying most games coming out are "too long" in contrast to most of my favorite recent games, like Journey/The Last of Us/The Stanley Parable, which have…
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Four years ago, an account named “PewDiePie” uploaded a video to YouTube. It was about Minecraft. The video featured…
Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.
On the one hand, good for him. But on the other... It's sad that he has to do this in the first place just because people don't seem to understand what the hell 'Early Access' means. I've purchased at least half a dozen early-access titles, and I've never been disappointed with what I've gotten, because I knew what…
Hmmm that's interesting. I hadn't consciously approached it this way, but I think the old ones are (hopefully) more about using human stuff to examine videogames, and this one is (hopefully) more about using videogame stuff to examine humans. But your points are not unreasonable and I very much appreciate you taking…
Hello! I used to work at CollegeHumor, currently work at Buzzfeed, and actually wrote both these videos. So, thanks?
Exhibit A
behond my nonexistent image editing skills. If we're going to be making fun of swords, then I guesss I have no choice but to submit the sord...
My theory is that you play as a new hire that has to try not to get killed by animatronics for at least five nights. The bear's name is actually Freddy Fazbear, which is what the title is referring to (it also refers to "nights", which is not unlike the "nights" you spend in the game, of which there are five).
Thank you! I appreciate the compliment! :)