I see studies like this and wonder what the results would be if instead of Bach or Mozart they used Stravinsky or Ligeti.

Am I a mean person for wanting to join this site guaranteeing receiving a ton a messages because of my pulchritude?

@jasonkenny: Got to love the English way of condescending a bad situation. "had a bit of a fire." Epic.

@Valkyrie607votesMizJenkins: Lol. It happens.

@Valkyrie607votesMizJenkins: Saw?

@Canon7D-Fanboy: I was thinking the same thing. Or to protect the queen.

Special... Beam... Cannon!!!

I have nothing to fear since God is in control.

@Charliehorse: This existential quagmire discombobulates me.

Does that thing in the first pic have "RETARD" printed on it?

@Googlo The Otaku Ninja: Does that thing have "RETARD" printed on it?

Wait, beers are in cans now?

A hero saves an hero.

@Avrus: That's true. There should be only 3 settings: tall, above average, and average, because average is like 5'5" to 5'8". But when a woman reads 5'6", they think, "oh, that's short," when she can't even tell measurements anyhow. I've heard women guess my height between 5'10" and 6'4", so yea, they're terrible at…

So since all men add 2 inches to their height, and therefore people will look on your profile and automatically subtract 2 inches, then should I just state that I am 6'3" instead of 6'1"?

Hey, that's like Bush's oil.

@and you will know me by the trail of my cred: But then, after seeing this accident, I would definitely approach her toll-booth with a degree of caution.

I would definitely hit* that.

@87CapriceEstate: I'm so sorry to hear, bummer.