You do seem mad. Are you mad? I’m sorry if you’re mad, that sucks. I mean, just don’t fuck at people’s houses who feel differently than you do. Or do. Fuck em’

Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars…

This isn’t gonna win, but damn it, I’m gonna share. I got my license at 16 and the next winter break, we decided to drive my grandmother down to see her cousin in Pensacola. Grandpa and my father stayed home. So it was a just us girls trip with my mom, her mom and my sister and me. We typically stay overnight in…

I have a rule against traveling with my family because my parents broke up in the middle of the night in Venice the summer after my senior year of high school. My mom and I spent an hour wandering around Venice trying to find a hotel room before finding one, and then spent 2 days getting back home, only to discover my…

School’s wrapped up for the year...

I am a sex coach and couldn’t have said it better. Do NOT drag unwilling participants into your fucking.

6 kids and my parents in a 7 person Toyota van. Driving from Idaho down to California (my dad loooooved the road trips). No a/c in the van, and my siblings and I (ages 3-16) took turns for the “good seat,” which was sitting on the floor by the sliding door, as it had the most leg room.

Right? Like, I genuinely was super confused by how salty her comments were—- and how they seemed to imply that I was suggesting only rich people can fuck or something? The hell?

Okay, wow.

Yes, that’s exactly what I was saying this entire time that you took so much umbrage to.

For clarification, because I guess it’s needed:

I didn’t even get to the article and I had to answers to the questions: “Yes” and “if you have your own room, are quiet, and make some efforts to deal with sheet cleaning”.

I mean...you can’t hold off on boning a few days while you’re at your friend’s house? Is it that much of a hardship?

Yeah, that’s exactly what I said.

Yes, I do realize there’s something in between. Please note my first sentence: “Oh, for fuck’s sake. This isn’t some all or nothing, black or white proposition. Chill.”

Me and my fiance shower at the same time and 90% of the time it’s non-sexy hey wash my back please stuff. I mean, we may joke about boobs, but that’s it.

There is a weird amount of prudery here, and I agree with you.

Seriously? That seems so weird to me. Unless you’re guests at your grandmother’s or a church lady’s or something, or your rooms are right next to each other and the walls are paper thin.

I mean, everyone is different. She isn’t a stranger and it was the shower. So I wouldn’t be weirded out. I wouldn’t side eye anyone if they were weirded out by it though.

I told them they could watch. What’s the big deal?