Please tell me I'm not the only kid who was obsessed with this:

Anyone remember this abomination? I would beg for it. The thought of it now stimulates my gag reflex.

Either this is satire, or this is the most laughably stupid comment I've ever received on these.

Can we get a shout out for Huggs? Seriously, what the hell even is this nuclear garbage?

Otter pops in a nutshell:

Wait but seriously- what about these:

I hate youuuu. But I found a book that you may find useful, given your apparent tastes:

Be careful... when you talk shit about Capri Sun, Capri Sun might talk shit right back.

I'm not going to get into this too much but let me say, I grew up with a parent that was a sexual predator. I was pretty confrontational around things I saw and knew and experienced but there is still something particularly disturbing about living with a sexual offender who offends on the scale as Sandusky that needs…

I fucking LOVED dunkaroos.

There was also an obsession with dunkable snacks which offered no nutrition whatsoever and hooked a generation on cheez and processed sugars for life.

Icy Pops! They make mango flavored ones now. Delicious! Did you ever get the cuts on the corners of your mouth from the sharp plastic of the Icy Pops? Almost as dangerous as Capt'n Crunch on the roof of your mouth.

For some reason now I really want an Airhead. I ate way too many of those when I was a pre-teen!

I used to want better for Selena, but now I'm convinced that she has to be as much of a douchenozzle as he is. It's the only possible explanation.

I think what disturbs me the most about this photo is that a friend/groupie probably took it (considering JB uploaded it). So, at least one poor person had to sit through that...

Oh, Selena. Oh honey, no.

Don't ever change, man. Don't ever change. RESPECT.

I must confess I believe I am. It's a small goddamn world.

Are you THE Puddin' Butt of Whisper Farts?!?!?!

Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could…