No thanks, I’ve lived in rural Tennessee since I was 9. The stereotype rings true. :)

...individual skittles are referred to as lentils?

Weird, I thought I read you could cure the gay by baking cakes.

I apologize for derailing the topic, but can anyone explain why I’m seeing multiple articles after the comment section? I’ve come to expect Kinja gonna Kinja and am wondering if I missed an announcement. Thanks!

War criminal. Fuck him.

Not to mention that circumcisions are carried out on newborn babies, almost always without anesthesia — because doctors always said the (newborn, totally viable) babies didn’t really feel it much.

From that article:

I’m pretty sure that 99.99% of people are objectively not obsessed with this story.

He also gutted Obama’s executive order protecting LGBT people when it comes to discrimination from federal contractors.

I am calling the cops on you right now.

One of my favorite ludicrous things about Christianity is how much the FICTIONAL POETRY of John Milton, a freaking ANTI-TRINITARIAN HERETIC, informs the status quo mythology of the mainstream church. I am unsure if any of these people have ever actually read their bibles—you know, the basis for their faith. Paradise…

“Hate crimes and anti-Semitic crimes of any nature should be called out in the most reprehensible way,” Spicer said.

I’m of a different mind where I think that his charm is precisely what I find abhorrent about him. And oddly enough my example is Bon Jovi. Jon Bon Jovi has been a charming teenage heartthrob for longer than I’ve been alive and also married his high school sweetheart. And they are still married and as far as I know…

Cover-upperer.

Exactly. Why are we giving Hugo Schwyzer a platform again?

Having lived through the seventies, this thing gives me the creeps because it talks like every adult male who went through e.s.t. seminars, smoked weed, had a hot tub, and wanted to have inappropriate conversations with me at my parents’ parties as a tween/young teen.

That’s the Lord’s juice, son, the Lord’s juice.

Actually no, the prez said more than nothing, he gave an interview where he said roughly, ‘sometimes it’s actually the people being targeted who are the ones making the threats’ and now this utter piece of shit just gave him and his idiot followers (about 20% of the population) validity.

...how the fuck are transgender people beating black people in the discrimination Olympics?

No, arranged marriages are fucking weird, patriarchal bullshit. Glad it’s worked out ok for your family, but they’re really not something to be defended.