Yeah, it was a pretty shitty article that literally posed the question:

Mike Allen, because-of-fucking-course it’s Mike Allen. Everyone in that picture needs to be put on a media blacklist shot out of a cannon into the white-hot sun.

Edt: WE FOUND HIM. I’ll try to respond to everyone, but in the meantime, thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. Jezzies, I came here in hopes that readers would make me feel less horror-movie plague-infected depressed, and you came through. Love you all. ❤❤

A thing I love about Dr. Heimlich is that his son HATED HIM and worked his entire life to discredit his dad’s work, I want a feature length movie made about these two

required people to use the bathroom on their birth certificates

IDK if this makes me old-school, but I’ve always felt that my irrational feelings/responses are my problem. I wouldn’t think of putting limits on someone else over it.

I wish the proper context to this would be reported. This year a new Secretary General is being selected and there was a huge push to finally have a woman UN SecGen. Instead, no woman even made it into the final rounds. Despite the most qualified candidates, objectively being women. Instead, it turned into a proxy…

Apparently there was a large shorting of Lockheed Martin stocks minutes before the Trump tweet which dropped the share price.

The BBC had a documentary where an MP who wanted to know if there was a human way to execute the condemned researched various execution methods. It turns out that 15 seconds of steady nitrogen inhalation painlessly kills inmates with a feeling of mild euphoria and a painless death. Pro death advocates oppose this…

‪Hanging takes ten minutes and a rope. These lethal injections seem to be cruel and unusual punishment.

Shouldn’t this be the Gretchen Carlson story- she’s the one who sued and won. Megyn didn’t do anything.

Being personally pro-life while “allowing the choice for abortion to be there” is called being pro-choice.

Rule of thumb in a world where Trump is the president: anything you say satirically has a big chance of actually coming to pass.

I think you’re confusing tolerance with acceptance. Considering how messed up Christianity is with sex in general, I’d say tolerance is the best you’re going to get from some people.

You showed them. Trading their fairy tale for your own.

You what kind of position gravely hinders a member of the clergy from relating correctly to men and women? Holding the position that only a man can do his job.

Please keep in mind, while the prior pope was forced to join the Hitler Youth and Luftwaffenhelfer, he fled/deserted and denounced Nazism.

The real “cool pope” would be like “this religion is bullshit and you’re all dumb fucks” as soon as he gets his hat thingy.

If the dad had just planted a taser on the kid’s body, he could have had a good enough self-defense claim to hang a jury.