Not to ruin the moment, but that’s not true at all. Hartman left SNL in 94 and was murdered in 98. He did for amazing season of NewsRadio and was still a regular guest on The Simpsons. Farley left in 95 and died in December of 97.

Right, but the article makes it clear that this has nothing to do with the videos’ content and is instead a blanket complaint affecting every video with the word “Pixels,” which is irrational and insane.

Well, you see, that’s why this article has other paragraphs.

So the act of committing a crime is in and of itself grounds to be killed?

in a fit of In a fit of prophetic brilliance, the Daily Show’s election coverage was branded “Indecision 2000.”

Agreed. Mental health treatment can be financially devistating. Especially for very severe chronic conditions.

^ Is this entire comment some kind of meta satire that I’ve become too old and uncool to understand?

C’mon, stop with the Philly hate. As a lifetime resident, I can tell you that leaving advanced robotics like that in a sketchy neighborhood is just asking for trouble. They’re lucky they got the chassis back in one piece, and not all tagged up.

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

Do I need to justify this?

No. The lid always goes down. There is a lid for a reason, and that reason is to contain microscopic bacteria that spew all over the place when you flush the toilet. That is the only correct answer.

“...people light, medium and dark...”

If you feel like this is a good time to support or donate to Planned Parenthood:

She’s not blaming Swift though. This is a really bad example but say you’re white. Both of us sneeze but only you get “bless yous” from the people around. If I say “okay so apparently if you’re white you’ll get a bless you”, its obviously about you but you don’t really have a reason to feel offended because I’m not…

I had to read the whole article before I realized that sentence needs to read:

Yeah, that is a REALLY poorly-worded sentence.

Same. The structure of that opening was painful.

To me it would have needed another which: “which she survived and which killed her 79 year-old husband...” just for absolute clarity. But I was only halfway through my coffee at the time of reading.

I don’t think Roiland ever worked on Robot Chicken... Let alone served as its Co-Creator.

Um, excuse me?