Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Ubisoft even blacklisted Kotaku as a result of these leaks, though they’ve been working with us again recently, which is why I’m writing about Watch Dogs 2 right now, the day before it comes out.

Noooo!

Ohh, look at the big shot ever here, with their fancy “matches” and whatnot.

yeah i was about to say, in a romantic comedy this would be a meet cute.

This sounds legitimately like a great one night stand. If only it could have ended with: “and then we got married 5 years later.”

One of my weirder one night stands involved dancing with a girl for about five minutes before last call, buying her a shot because I was below the minimum on my card, and then taking her home. The next morning as we’re lying naked under the covers she says “This is going to sound awkward but.. I don’t remember your…

Omg Yes ! I’m fucking 41 years old I should not have to deal with a fucking age gate in this day and age. It’s not like the under age crowd is too stupid to get past it . Just let me do it once and be done with it !

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

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So you would swerve into the oncoming truck?

I’ve played through the CoD4 campaign I think four times and I never knew collecting intel unlocks cheats.

I can’t blame you. It truly does get better, really, but never TLA good.

Because I don’t see what the fuck his political views have to do with gaming. I thought he (and incidentally I) lived in the US where you are given the freedom to believe whichever side you want without facing the fear of being thrown out to the wolves for it.

So Libertarians are evil now? I’m having trouble keeping track of who I should direct my two minute hate towards.

It’s such a shame he has to apologize for this. I’m not pro trump or anything but I have a really hard time with people being treated as having done something wrong when we disagree with them. Lucky, I don’t know what you believe but I hope you don’t let others disapproval make you apologize for it.

What kind of bullshit garbage is that?! Are consumers meant to suffer for pointless political statements directed against loose affiliation? Everybody’s lost their minds.

Depending on where he’s from, there is a high likelihood that they test better than non-sex workers in the US.

I assume this is parody. Otherwise it’s just insane.