overwatch is the uncontested king of dissonent narriative. hey, lets make interesting characters, with backstories that carry motivations, friendships and rivalrys, and then throw all that in a wood chipper and turn them into quipping ambulatory guns who have no meaningful action to do other than kill each other.

Um.. this is a bit much. Just no thanks. I feel really bad for FF right now.
If this is what it comes down to. Series might be done.

Right, same, but for Castle in the Sky.

I liked the video better the first time I saw it, when it was called the Iron Giant.

“I’m gonna fight my destiny of killing a bunch of noobs... by killing a WHOLE bunch of noobs!”

A “choice to alter his destiny,” huh? They must’ve cut the epilogue where he realizes that the forest is pretty boring and he’s actually going to go kill thousands of people after all.

Yeah, we have USB charging ports too.

Yeah, we have USB charging ports too.

For 90 million, is it the Bluetooth version of Gawker?

For 90 million, is it the Bluetooth version of Gawker?

Well if I had the cash on hand, I’d buy. Gawker is the best!

Well if I had the cash on hand, I’d buy. Gawker is the best!

Is that a good deal for Gawker?

Is that a good deal for Gawker?

Does Gawker come with free Prime shipping?

Does Gawker come with free Prime shipping?

Well, someone has to say it.. Half Life 3 confirmed!

My only criticism of the trailer and the film is that while they’re introducing cool new stuff they’re once again adding cool stuff that the Empire chronologically will never use again, which makes it look odd in retrospect.

Strictly 100% accurate Objective Reviews! Now that’s some guuuud factual science I can get behind!

You can't possibly be serious.

There is a competitive advantage to having more testosterone. I was trying to word it differently than QCIC, but there's no other way to say it. Miss Chand is not strictly a biological female.

Are you going to try to argue that men are not bigger, stronger, and faster than women? Really? Must be why all those (juiced) women's world 100m records are about a full second slower than the men's huh? Get the fuck out of here idiot.

Yes but men have a undeniably larger physical edge over women. That is not arguable.

What if the massive genetic edge was that they were 5 inches taller?

I'd be pissed if I had to race against someone with a massive genetic edge over me. I'm sorry for her but this is how life works.