Then we chew a hole in His box and bite his Holy Toes until He bleeds.

I wanted SO badly to take these before my last colonoscopy, but I figured that would probably be about a $2000 joke. On me.

Your enemies are children?

I always hated cars being crushed. Even the most junky ones, to me, still serve a purpose.

Let it be known that CNN isn't the only one with this type of tape. They're known industry wide as "EoW sign-off" tapes. NBC has one too but it's guarded like hell. It exists but nobody has watched it. Nobody *can* watch it unless they're there when the world is ending (i.e. unavoidable asteroid impact).

smoking adds +10 years.

Hi guys, thanks for the flowers but in fact I was 4 to 5 yards away from the car when I blew it up. 10 feet would have been a little dangerous. Best regards from the Ole World, Wolfgang

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I considered one of these while looking for a new car here recently.. but the Power/Money ratio wasn't what I wanted.. I don't really care about premiumness or what other people will think.. "OOOOO HES DRIVING AN AUDIIII OOOOoo" So I went with a '14 Focus ST and love it.

I'm still holding out hope for a sexy coupe body. Convertible = more weight. More weight = bad.

Saab 900 SPG. First of all, Saab as we know it is dead. Second of all, this was one of the last Saabs pre-GM takeover. Third - the SPG kit is an overall performance and appearance upgrade over the already quite good 900. Fourth - prices are still cheap. They can't stay that way forever. Quite a few have been wrecked…

"...Juicy, Abercrombie, and Hollister"

This will be a huge blow to my dad who enjoyed wearing the pants with "juicy" across the ass.

When I was about 11 or 12 I thought these were the coolest looking car. I always loved uniquely styled vehicles that were under-appreciated. I also used to want a Honda Insight and absolutely loved the first-gen Focus ZX3.

If i have to say why, than you simply wouldn't understand.

Reminds me of this "map of Europe" from this MR. SHOW sketch.