DigiTAlMann
Mr. Edward Mann-Polandballer
DigiTAlMann

Probably 15.

I'd buy one. Just needs saddle leather interior, a 6-speed stick, the R-design performance package, and red or burnt orange exterior.

FYI: This Nova is FWD, not RWD.

Ahh. Okay.

Murilee is actually a guy. He revealed here on Jalopnik that his name is Phil something.

Thank you.

As a volunteer writer for Curbside Classic, I can tell you that mnay interesting articles will be coming from them soon.

My grandfather had an 84-85 Chevy Celebrity (non-Eurosport) stolen from him in the late 80s or early 90s. He washed & waxed it routinely & had regular scheduled maintenance performed on it in routine intervals. One day when he went to Wal-Mart, he got out & couldn't find it. It was stolen. He contacted authorities.

Once the thief is found, put a photo of him on Jalopnik & publicly humiliate him via the internet! Win win!

Congratulations Jalops, my favorite bar has offered to give all of us your beer of choice on the house & chilled!

Even through I am an American, I do agree that most Americans these days are quite illogical.

Really?! Just put on some headphones & crank up the volume.

This is complete Nanny State BS. Plain & simple. Cut & dry. End of story.

Illegal Street Racing would be a good charge to throw on them.

"But it would still be cool to tell people my first car was a Porsche"

Deja Vu: a kid my mom knows got (potentially permanently) handicapped (physically) from similar asshattery. She was tubing on a lake with a friend & some asshat with a jet-ski decided to go behind the boat tugging the kids tubing to jump. Eventually, the jet-skier got too close & crashed into the tubes. The message

Good luck on finding it.

Having went to Flint this last Friday, I saw either 2-3 Neons (1st & 2nd gen combined) in traffic within 5 minutes. Michigan loves these things (and I do too).

Being a Vega lover, I must politely ask you this favor:

Bob Lutz's VL Automotive. They want to stuff Corvette motors into these things.