Have a Mazda RX-4.
Have some King Crimson. It's their song Vroom Vroom. Get it?!
Hello, this is Mr. Edward Mann* here, and I am greyed out on some comment sections here on Bullshift, but not others. Any help? Have a Saab 900 for your troubles.**
Have a beer, and read the original ad, which is featured below, Thank you!
Recently I was perusing my local CL for Volvo 240 ads and found this gem:
-It is waaaay more practical
Breaking News! Expect Jalop-riots and Oppo-riots soon folks.
Yes, yes; you are seeing one of the last of a dying breed of car, the Broughamus Terraceti Automobilius, The Greater Brougham Land Whale. Vehicles like this once covered the streets like Passenger Pigeons once covered the sky. Sadly, those times are no more, and aren’t likely to come back.
“Mr. Edward Mann”, formerly know as long-time CC reader and commenter alfasaab99, is a thirteen year-old home-schooler, and CC is part of his liberal education. This is his first (but probably not last) CC.
It was a bright and sunny day, and I was going home. While on the way, I saw a few neat cars at a used-car lot, so I decided to check out some old ones. The salesman headed over to greet me. “Hi, I’m Gary Boldwater, owner of Honest Gary’s Used Car Emporium. Yes, my friend, this is a gen-u-ine 1984 Olds Cutlass Ciera…
Greetings from Curbsidelandia, with love, part deux.
Greetings from Curbsidelandia, with love, for the first time: