If this requires a guidebook to follow, I'm not interested.

Some of my posts have disappeared - depending upon author of article, I guess. Just curious.

Can you read this?

Such drama.

AGAIN, please stop. No HuffPost declarative headlines. Just no.

TMI

Yuck, and lame.

You used it without knowing what it meant? Anyway, a comment IS an opinion. Typing "IMHO" seems cowardly.

I was with you, till you typed "IMHO."

Actually, "my other laptop is a guy" would make a great gay-oriented T-shirt.

I'd rather be on the African Queen (aka S/L Livingstone) with Bogart and Hepburn.

How did I get linked to this creepy geek stuff, Gawker? Ugh.

Gawkers love the word "pedantic."

More Facebook pablum…….

WERE.

But does it have a big dick?

Sweetie, my family stopped cooking years ago. You enjoy the cattle call. I'll stay home, watch a good movie and visit my family when it is convenient, and not when dictated by the calendar.

This is why flying has turned into a Greyhound in the sky.

Oh, my.

What a ridiculous holiday. Why do people act like idiots, and insist on eating bad food with their families? Cattle call.