I am a die hard sedan guy (to my wife’s chagrin), but this is a damn fine looking SUV.

I hate how nice this looks and I hate how I kinda want one.

You do you, seriously, but to the extent you’ve conceded your fear is irrational, it doesn’t really seem like the best basis for public policy decisions.

As for the NRA, one can believe the following things, as I do, without internal self-contradiction:

Strong 2nd amendment supporter here, and I have a question for you.

While that loose hose is jigging rocket fuel all over the place with a giant lighter flying on your underside?

3 dash lights or under is ok in an Audi.

The negatives is that they will spay or neuter you, if that hasn’t been done already.

This article shows why it’s actually smart to get treated by a vet. They’re used to dealing with a far wider range of anatomical and physiological variability than your standard MD.

Nice try, but look at those panel gaps. And it’s leaking fuel just sitting there.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

So all vehicle mpg numbers should be taken at “max” use? Trucks fully loaded and towing, cars at topspeed? Dafuq is wrong with you?

Yes, thank you. Wheel spin <> zero traction. Witness drifting.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Yes, in a sport where a small group of adults has complete control over which six of the hundreds of competing teen gymnasts get to realize the Olympic dreams that they’ve spent thousands of hours working towards, the gymnast has all the power.

Actually, intangible windows are completely immune to blasts, they don’t take any damage from them at all.

I’ll see your Hocus Focus and raise you a Scion XB Ute.

I don’t know how all the boomers got this fucked up, but we really need to figure out why.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

You can spell BOOBS in any car. It just takes a while and will only happen once.