In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

He was making acid wash jeans.

Two things:

Is it tiring having to couch every fucking thing in terms of liberals vs conservatives?

Donald J Trump Elementary

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

It’s not political, it’s a fact. The entire rest of the civilized world has universal health care of one sort or another. People don’t go bankrupt because they got sick - they also live longer and they are healthier. These are facts. It’s not “POLITICAL SOCIOECONOMIC BULLSHIT”. Stop being a child.

a fact drove you out? that didn’t take much...

Please God don’t go. The only thing that sustains me is that we’re not alone.

Cafe standards ushered in the current amazing golden age of internal combustion we currently are experiencing. Companies actually invested some money in engine technology and it’s fucking amazing . Everybody wins . Get fucked .

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

Side effects may include:

Donald Trump is not going to be able to follow all the rules of the debates, like time limits and waiting his turn.

All I can say to you, Nissan, is build it, please. People will buy it.

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

“...so we’re all in agreement, I have 27 orders of shrimp fried rice, 3 orders of egg rolls, 5 crab ragoons, extra soy and sweet&sour sauce, right?

I think we all know the most reasonable solution: separate restrooms for conservative men.