Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

Toyota goes to the game but leaves 5 minutes before it ends to beat the traffic.

Toyota goes to the all you can eat sushi place and orders a steak.

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

Zinc content, a major wear additive, has gone down drastically over the years to keep catalytic converters from clogging.

Whoever edited that footage into that god awful video should be hung from his/her/its toenails.

Yep, or just be really into obscure tanks I guess.

Wrong paint job, should have gone with French for the Renault UE 57.

This Smart Car Tank is the winner.

This applies to road cars too. Everything rode so much nicer before the unnecessary monster wheel and rubber band tire fad took over.

Imagine an irate cyclist kicks someones door with this device enabled and it explodes out flinging the guy violently against the car across the lane.

Damn it! If I have said it once, I have said it a thousand times: Shoes off at the door. Now someone has tracked Russian propaganda all over the carpet. It’s going to take forever to get the smell out.

If I’m not mistaken, Adolph Hitler was the legitimate ruler of Germany. Oddly enough, at some point his “behavior” led us to remove him from his position as well.

Assad has killed far more of his people in the last 5 years than terrorism across the Middle East has killed in the past 25 years. Dealt with a protesting city by shelling it to the ground. Used Poison gas.

You know it is a great time to be a fan of cars when we are dissappointed with a nearly 700hp Ferrari shooting brake getting to 60 in 3.4 seconds.

I'm short. And hungry.

Isn’t the whole point of driverless/automated cars is that they DON’T drive like humans?

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.