My sympathies to those who suffer a crippling fear of spiders.

I think they could do something with the side-characters like Dimitri and Bulgarin, but I can't imagine how they would convert the open-world part of GTA into a movie.

I recently gave away a large box of Legos to a kid who needed some more toys. This guy makes everything I ever did with them look like shit though.

I played the first Gears of War with a woman, and she never got any more shit than anyone else did, but she also didn't make a big deal out of the fact that she was female.

Damn you Blizzard. Damn you so very much.

GET SOME!

God damn it, Florida. God damn it.

That is very impressive. Especially the head-shaving part.

Not going to lie, two of the first icons I noticed were pirate bay and a porn site.

Is Lady Earthworm Jim's body wormy all the way through, or just the head?

I instantly regret every chicken I've ever kicked.

I appreciate the fact that I will most likely never be in a situation where I have to pronounce her name.

Americana, eh?

I don't think people should take religion nearly as serious as they do.

I'm still waiting for my Obama/Biden buddy cop movie, damn it.

It is until you factor in hospital bills for a broken neck.

Is it bad the first thing I noticed was Cammy's ass?

"This just in, it appears the Westboro Baptist Church has been struck by a meteor, leaving nothing but a smoldering crater on the premises. At the same time, most of the members of the WBC were thought to have been killed in a freak lightning storm during one of their protests. More on these stories as they develop."

I've raided in WoW dressed in only a towel. I'm not a pervert or anything, but I'm certain the air flow makes me cast faster.

I was left wondering what you meant for a second, just because the license plate is the last place I expected.