@Danza: Just like the 80s!

Found him.

Rivers of blood, mountains of severed limbs, but no nipples. Nope, can't have those, else the kids might, I dunno, see nudity in a video game, instead of on one of the countless pornography websites.

And yet they don't mention anything about a 16 year old and a 12 year old playing a game rated for people 17 and older.

If you complain something is overpowered, do paramilitary forces come to your house and give you a beating?

Coming from someone who lives in Pensacola, it's even less fun to see oil wash up on a beach, or know that the tourism industry is going to be wrecked, or that the people responsible will not get the punishment they deserve (if they get any at all), or, well, I could go on, but I'm starting to get fucking depressed.

That seems like an incredibly bad deal.

@Sugoi: I went at 7 Day Survivor non-stop, it was dawn when I saw the little achievement window pop up. Probably the most boring 14 hours of my life.

It does seem better than a lot of CEs, but that's not saying much, and doesn't sound like it's worth $99 to me.

I'll buy it (and a PS3) when it's sitting on a store shelf, and not a fucking second sooner.

DIO!

People still pay for porn? Like, really? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's messed up.

Why. Must. I. Be. So. Tempted.

I spent way too much of my childhood meticulously digging through a large box of legos, building something, then breaking it apart and throwing it back in because I didn't like it.

I got the first map pack for free and it still seemed like a rip-off.

He acts like he didn't see this coming. That's odd.

Epic Beard Mario!

This man is a genius. Of course, that's the batshit insane recreate-the-mona-lisa-with-feces kind of genius, but genius nonetheless.

This is like a wish from one of those asshole genies who give you a rooster, even though they know what you really mean.