PETA directly attack people while tree spikers target equipment that people are using. They’re caused more problems, and more directly, than rednecks in the woods that can’t even coherently convey their point, so why are you so intent on lending credence to these idiots? Calling them “terrorists” gives them more…

They attack people. Tree spikers spike trees with the intent to harm, just as PETA throws paint at people walking on the street. Their actions affect people in more direct and harmful ways than some idiotic rednecks in the woods. Terrorism doesn’t require someone invade a government building. In fact, that would make…

Even better, ScarJo biting into a doorknob doorknob.

This look of pure terror is delicious.

Speaking of that, I saw Henry Rollins’s spoken word tour, and all I could think about was him trying to tattoo a smiley face on Steve-O while driving offroad in a Hummer. Much excellent.

These people are terrorists in the same way PETA and tree spikers are terrorists.

Occupying bumfuck nowhere in Oregon is not terrorism. If I climb a random tree hours from civilization and tell the world I’ll shoot anyone that tries to take me from it, I wouldn’t be a terrorist, I’d be an idiot. They’re inbred morons that will be shot at some point.

Just buy ground chuck instead.

They’re asking for portions of federal and state criminal codes to be rewritten for a celebrity. That’s not going to happen.

That’s kind of my point. Since the title is “Five Best...”, it naturally means it’s only the authors’ opinions. If it was “Your Five Best...”, it’d be a different story.

Since this is an opinion piece, they’re entitled to their opinions. How people are getting confused is beyond me. The word “best” already clearly denotes subjectivity. If this was, say, “Five Most Popular Anime of 2015”, then I can understand confusion.

The season ended a few weeks ago.

Very much so. The Eclipse scene is especially faithful to the source.

The Golden Age arc was three movies, averaging 1 1/2 hours each, so I doubt they’ll be short.

Sometimes you just need a fish in the pajamas.

Damn. Did they at least wait for it to warm up to vagina temp? Cold canned soup is horrendous.

It was probably more like:

I wonder if it made that exciting pop like it does when I want to bake some croissants.

Splinters, I would assume.