I really hope they walked in with the bristles sticking up so they cast the silhouette of Sideshow Bob.

More than the bee ambushing you from a can and fucking you up Iron Man style? What’s wrong with you?

I can’t confirm this as it happened in the 70s, but my friend’s father told us an amusing story from when he was doing his residency in the ER. One night, a distraught woman came in needing help, but would not describe her issue in any more detail. Since she didn’t appear to have life-threatening injuries and the…

I suppose the broom kind of fills that niche.

Well, it’s hard trying to top those light-up spiky rubber ball parties every year.

DIDN’T REMOVE CHILI

Olivia Jackson is British.

It was loaded with blanks, which is kind of a misnomer. They don’t have the slug like regular rounds, but the air compression and the paper “slug” still have enough power to kill at very close range.

I’m sorry to hear that. Hopefully you’ll find something new soon.

If you want better tasting fish, and like to know that your fish lived freely, wild and wild-caught can totally be worth the extra cash.

If you have NFC on your phone, look into NFC tags. You can set them to turn off WiFi automatically when you leave your home, and another to turn on WiFi automatically when you go through your home door.

I’m not a veg in any way (brisket tacos for lunch and a steak for dinner), but carrots are delicious. I regularly saute them with garlic and some soy sauce. I can’t see them being bad, and kind of want to try this.

Even more perplexing considering the fact that there have been a few very dominant players (Lydia Ko and Tseng Yani before her) in the past few years and the LPGA has received a ton more coverage.

Aside from the minor asymmetry, she’s got some sexy eyes.

That tune’s way too catchy. Thanks Deadspin, I’m going to have a group of women howling “they’re playin baaaskeeetballlll” to me every time I breath.

Someone linked to your comment in a new Panthers-related article. It’s gold. Come join us in the magical year of 2015. We have flying cars and that stupid cronut craze has been replaced with dossants.

Shit’s all weird. Earlier the likes weren’t showing for me, then they were, but was only the number (and you clicked that to “star”). Now, the star and number are there, but you still have to click the number to star. What’s next, rain dance with a 7-layer burrito on your left shoulder to star?

The collector’s edition needs to include some Depends.

I think only Nobuhiro Tajima has done it...on a diet of chili dogs and donuts.